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Union Station got some explicit video action Monday night. Union Station is a transit hub in the nation`s capital, but on Monday night, it was briefly a porn hub. The Washington Post spoke to a woman who posted a video of what appeared to be a PornHub video playing explicit content for a few minutes around 5:30 p.m. on a digital ad monitor. The woman has since removed the video and didn`t want to give her name, worried it`d be forever associated with pornography.  The monitors at Union Station just started playing Pornhub... — joanna (@_joannaw) May 15, 2017 It`s unclear if this was a hack, a really embarrassing employee mistake, or a successful prank, but the Union Station Redevelopment Corporation CEO told WMAL , "They’re new directories, new technologies that they’ve been testing, and obviously they need to find out how this incident occurred." It`s unclear if this was a hack, a really embarrassing employee mistake, or a successful prank We reached out to the developer about what happened Monday night, but haven`t heard back yet. The porn screening didn`t last too long once a Roti restaurant employee came by and helped turn off the screen. An employee who answered the phone at the Union Station restaurant Tuesday afternoon said they weren`t working Monday so they didn`t have more information about what went down. Over on Twitter, everyone couldn`t get over that a normally mundane, regular train station got some action.

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We went on the Old Vine Express this past weekend for my husbands birthday. It was great! It couldn’t of been a pretty day to stand outside in the open air cars and listen to music! The wine was delicious too. We went with another couple, and we all enjoyed ourselves. Next, we want to try the beer train! SPECTACULAR! We traveled with a 2 year old who was thoroughly entertained the entire trip! So much so that we avoided all melt downs and she rewarded us with a marvelous nap on the ride home! We will be making this an annual trip! We’ve ridden the Murder Mystery Train, the Magical Christmas Train and now the Pumpkin Train. We absolutely loved each experience. The staff is always very personable and the experience/activities on each train are so much fun for the whole family. My husband and I took our first train ride on the Sacramento River Train for our anniversary. It was one of the best times we had doing something new and different. I highly recommend trying them out for any of their rides. Very fun, great show, amazing food, clean train, great customer service, loved the actors! We will be taking our kids next for the Christmas ride. My husband loves trains so we try and ride as many as we can. The crew was friendly, the entertainment was fun, the BBQ dinner setting near the River was delicious and the scenery along the way was beautiful. We enjoyed the whole evening. From start to finish, the experience was excellent. We came as a family (husband, self, our 3 and 5 year old sons) to celebrate my husband`s birthday. We were greeted as we got out of our car, walked through the boarding. "Stumpy" engaged with our kiddos. Each "character" answered their questions and had fun with them. Even at the stop, getting to "pan" was such fun for them. Learning about the train, the region, and history was informative and kept the experience flowing. No need to go to Napa! Very large wine selection! Too much fun! This was our first experience on the Beer Train and we had so much fun! I was not expecting to have so many friendly non-confrontational intoxicated people in one space. LoL Thank you to all the breweries that participated. My husband and I will be making this an annual thing! My husband I had a great experience, talking about going on the Wine Train. All the staff was wonderful and very friendly. Band was good and beer even better. Thank you so much for the special attention you gave my dad.  Enjoyed the lunch, entertainment and ride- God bless. Splendid experience... great attitudes and customer service.  Will definitely return and recommend to others.  Thank you! You guys did an amazing job! We had so much fun and already hoping there is still time and room to book another ride! Friends are already inquiring via social media about the rides! Keep up the good work spreading the Christmas Cheer :)

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